Wednesday, July 8, 2015

John Sanzo: 1921-2015

I have never gotten a speeding ticket.

Twice I came close. The second time was a magical misunderstanding while pushing 90 on route 84 that was transformed into a parking citation. But the first time...

The first time was while I was still in college. It was after a Renegades game that we had gone to together as a family. Afterwards, I drove my grandparents home, which for me, whenever I drove them anywhere it was always such a privilege.

My grandfather in so many ways was the man behind the wheel. He drove all across this country, he knew a route through and around every city and a spot to stop once you got there. In his Oldsmobiles he drove us from the candy store to Potsdam, to Plattsburgh, to Syracuse, to East Carolina, to Cooperstown and beyond. When my cousin Donna was being born he beat my Aunt Camille to the hospital with time to spare. He drove us everywhere—occasionally crazy—he was the one who picked me up after practices and track meets in high school, and then dropped me off at work before I had a car of my own.

So the significance of being the one to drive him and grandma home was never lost on me. What was lost was the degree to which the town of Cold Spring along Route 9D is nothing but a giant speed trap. Also lost at that particular moment as the flashing lights filled my rear window—my driver’s license. Fortunately before the nice young officer could ask me if I knew how fast I was going, before I could try to explain or fast talk or say anything to try to get out of it, grandpa was on him.

“Excuse me young man,” he said, “I’m sorry for my grandson. This was my fault.”

He reached into his pocket and pulled out a bottle of pills. “I have a pacemaker,” he says. “I wasn’t feeling well, so I took some nitroglycerin pills.” Then he gives the pill bottle a little shake just to make his point. “My grandson was worried about me and just wanted to get me home.”
There it was. Poor cop never saw it coming and never knew what hit him, but instead of asking for license or registration we were on our way with the offer of a police escort or a call-ahead to the hospital.

“No, no, no, I’ll be fine. I just want to go home.”

And so we did. Now beating a speeding ticket is not in it of itself the best of stories, but the way he told it after, the mischievous glint and near giggle when he got to the part about the pills—that’s what makes me smile today. There’s so much that can be said about him: as a husband of what-would-be 70 years, a father, a grandfather, a great-grandfather, a soldier, a veteran, a salesman, a sports fan and witness to so much history, a lover of Sinatra on the stereo, bananas in the morning, Italian bread ends dipped in Sunday gravy, and daily crossword puzzles. A man of faith who believed that above all family comes first—those were his words, “Remember one thing, all of you: ‘Family. Comes. First.’”

But the one element of who he was that always spoke to me, literally, was that he was a raconteur—a storyteller. He was a storyteller to the point that every daily interaction was a story, rebroadcast with drama and flair.

I wish I could have seen him on a sales call because when John Sanzo told a story he owned the room. He and Al Fox and Uncle Ernie, gallant adventures to eradicate bee hives, shoe shines to mobsters, and sales pitches to ballplayers—the latter sometimes behaving less reputably than the former. The job lost to sit in the right field bleachers as Lou Gherig declared himself the “luckiest man on the face of this earth.” Seeing grandma for the first time at a party and following her around in love from the start. Tales of Cus D’Amato and Yogi Berra, ejections from softball games. The time he bet my then-girlfriend that he could guess her ring size just to get her to try on a sizer, so the ring my wife now wears would fit when I proposed.

He told his stories to draw you in, and if you sat at our table you heard at least one of them. Every meal, every holiday, there was always a moment—especially if someone new was joining us. If this was your first meal at our table each platter passed along was nothing but a build up to his cue—and just as the stuffed mushrooms got to your seat, he was on.

“Excuse me young man/young lady, do you know what those are?”

“Uhhh… mushrooms?”

“No. They’re Cereal Chambers.”

“Huh?”

“Cereal Chambers. What’s another word for cereal? ‘Mush.’ Another word for chambers? They’re ‘Rooms.’Cereal Chambers.”

And meal after meal, there it was. Army humor. No structure, barely a punch line, but if you were at our table you heard the joke, and if you heard it enough you got it. You looked forward to it. Him telling it and smiling as he did made you smile. And that’s what we’ll do. The mushroom sits at both ends of the life cycle and when we all gather together, when generations of funny-faced kids heed his words and come together to put our family first we’ll celebrate life and death and smile knowingly as the cereal chambers are passed around. We’ll re-tell his stories, we’ll tell stories about him, and more than anything we’ll thank him for giving us an audience eager to listen and relive memories of a man that meant so much to so many.

Long before it came to pass I knew that when this day was upon us I would need to put to words my understanding of a man who helped raise me and whose ideals became my own. I would need to stand before His audience and tell His story. As always, he did it his way because it turns out his story is his audience, and his audience is his legacy. If you sat before him then he made you feel like family, and while he didn’t do it alone, you better believe it that our love for each other as a family is the greatest story he ever told. It’s the story he told to us in his love for grandma and for each and every one of us. He said it with joy, he said it plainly, and he said it often. And now, all that's left in response is to tell him the same.  Grandpa, I thank you. I loved you as we all did. I loved you as a grandfather and as a father, and while I will always miss you and I’ll miss the sound of your voice as you told your stories— I won’t miss the stories.

I won’t miss the stories because we’ll keep telling them.







Monday, May 4, 2015

Half-Marathon Anthem

Lots of love during and after the half-marathon this weekend, many thanks for it. The race itself was fine, more fun than it had any right being, especially with how perfect the weather was on Sunday. Questions of speed and time come up every now and then, "yes" to both, there were moments of speed and it took a good amount of time, but I'm less interested in the clock right now than I am in the mission ahead—building the perfect marathon playlist.

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

39 Is the New 26.2

With the average male life expectancy being 78.7 years, I've decided that my inevitable midlife crisis will be met head-on this November at the starting line of The New York City Marathon. For reasons below, I thought it would be a good idea to write about it here even though I don't think anyone really needs regular check-ins on my "journey" or any other self-indulgent touchy-feely crap. That said, stepping outside the Facebook confines to communicate with my no-longer-nearest but occasionally still dearest1 felt refreshing enough that I went ahead and remodeled the space to try to make it my own.

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